Parental Challenge Adventurer T-Shirts

'But Mummy, why can't he sleep over? I slept over at his place last week...'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'I mean...'

Mother CareBaby Gap

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

It's a Boy

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

Desperate Househusbands: 'Help! My wife left me with the kids for two minutes while she ran to the store. Help!'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

Baby in Bike Basket

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

Too Short Vacation Ahead

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

Desert Mirage