Parental Disciplinarian Pillows

Leaves.

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Don't even think about it."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

'You look down, son. You wanna rock about it?'

"No, I said 'sit'."

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

'That website has been blocked.'

"How do you feel about plea bargaining?"

"Parental advisory explicit content"

"Worms."

"He still isn't paper trained, but I got him rug trained."

Discipline at Doggy School

'The principal says her door is always open, until it slams shut when you're in there!'

Give a dog a bad name.....

The company gym's down the hall, but your resolve will be tested by running the gauntlet of snack machines.

"You just wait until your father gets home and adjusts your algorithm!"

"...And to those who have been naughty he doesn't bring any coal, just presents."

"You got off easy. They put me under house arrest."

Dog training tip: always make sure humans go through the doorways first.

'Aren't I entitled to a public defender?'

'Our Damien was right, he is a very strict teacher!'

"Bad dog!"

"Mommy is going to stay 'On Message'. 'No'"

"Thank goodness, I always keep my person on a leash."

Stupid cell phone. One more thing he hated about walking her yappy little dog.

"Dad won't let me play video games because they promote violence...so he's letting me play with his assault rifle collection!"

"If I have to text you one more time...."