Parental Communicator Gifts

I don't get what the problem is...I totally tweeted I'd be late an hour ago!

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

A Tit for Tat.

Oh, no

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

Stork Story.

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

"Moses, it's your mother. It's the only way I could get hold of you. You never call."

'It's all right with me if you go out, but you'll have to file a flight plan with your father.'

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

'You look down, son. You wanna rock about it?'

"No need to Whatsapp me dear, I'm right here."

"Hello mother. . ."

'I'm texting my inner child.'

"Dad, I'm thinking they could be tax deductable."

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"I understand that by the time we've hit our teens we'll have them pretty much where we want them."

"Before you know it, they'll be all grown up and moved to Brooklyn."

Teaching kids to count is fine - teaching kids what counts is best.

'Now you call? Now that fierce competition has reduced long-distance to little more than a cheap, unprofitable commodity. Now you call your mother?'

Text our brother to let hm know dinner's ready...

'I would like to have a little talk with both of you!'

'This is our home's communications center.'

'Okay, Mum said no, but if we can get to Dad before she has time to brief him, we could still turn this into a yes.'

'If you have any complaints, can you come to me before posting them on Myspace?'