Parental Whisperer Gifts

Man who has had his hat ruined by boys showing their lenient mother.

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Cry babies.

"Foster failure"

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'The child is very illogical'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Hush puppy.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"Same old same old. How about you?"

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

"He's such a fussy eater."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Mother Nature

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'