Parental Command Enthusiast Gifts

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

"Turn off the TV and go to bed - I'm your mother, and I approved this message."

Baby, baby maker

"Be afraid to try new things!"

"You just wait tilll your father gets home!!"

"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."

"Don't fight us, Timmy. We have numerical superiority."

"Day care worker's delight: Velcro diapers"

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

"Her phone has parental controls, but I have to ask her how to use them."

Kitchen Appliances Fed Up With The Baby.

"It started with sneaking kale into their spaghetti. Before I knew it I was sneaking homework into their video games."

'Said once, and never again!'

'You can go play at Kevin's house if it's all right with your attorney.'

'I won't meet your demands for an allowance increase, so maybe you should become a free agent.'

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

'Why can't you try to be more like me?'

"My mom will only let me play Angry Birds if they're passive aggressive."

"I'm afraid you could do better work in order to get your daughter into this school."

'Ask your mother.'

The world's #1 motivational speaker

"Dad's helping me with my homework. Where do we keep the aspirin?"

Firing your advisors

'You'll find the facts of life son, on Sesame Street adn the Late World News.'

'Sure he's cute, smart and athletic. But my parents would approve of him and that wouldn't work for me.'

A father and his daughter anxiously prepare for her first date.

"-and he says his best friend wants to meet you!"

'I think Mummy's depressed again.'

Parental Advisory Stickers

'You're not living up to your potential!'

'I can't wait until I grow up, and all I have to do is go to work.'

Oil Rig with Day Care Centre.

"I suppose I could do this myself. Or I could hire someone to do it. Or I could tell Baldo he's too young to do it."