Parental Chaos Navigator Gifts

'I don't think he'll be having a party next year - I heard his mother scream 'Never again'.'

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

Two children play with a pedal bin

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Desperate Househusbands: 'Help! My wife left me with the kids for two minutes while she ran to the store. Help!'

You can't focus on the cost of raising a child. True. They do have benefits. Mom! The glue spilled into your underwear drawer! Dad! Where's the toilet plunger? Though nothing specific leaps to mind.

"Sergio, I think you've done a great job raising the children."

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

"It's funny how that works. It doesn't matter where I am in the house... I can always tell when the novel isn't going well."

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

Working from home.

Reason #149 for making sure the whole family wears seat belts: It helps keep the kids quiet.

"It took some figuring, but I think I figured out how to handle a temperamental teenager."

Mother making popcorn string whilst her child eats the other end.

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

"Why do they tell us not to be childish? We're only nine!"

Triplets

"I've been a mess since Jake left for college, so now we have a boy who comes in a couple of times a week to leave wet towels all over and challenge everything I say."

Tantrum Scene Do Not Cross

"Mom wasn't impressed with my suggestion that we 'agree to disagree'."

"Has anyone seen my half-chewed-up piece of dehydrated squirrel carcass?"

Dad reaching into medicine cupboard

"You're not going out dressed like that!"

"He's at that awkward age when they can try him as an adult."

Supermom meets her match - super kid.

"Found it! The cat was using it as a pillow."

Travelling with child Sketchbook - day 1

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

"I handled his last adventure. You take this one."

Tired parents