Parental Chaos Navigator Pillows

'I don't think he'll be having a party next year - I heard his mother scream 'Never again'.'

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

Two children play with a pedal bin

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"Sergio, I think you've done a great job raising the children."

"It's funny how that works. It doesn't matter where I am in the house... I can always tell when the novel isn't going well."

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

Reason #149 for making sure the whole family wears seat belts: It helps keep the kids quiet.

Working from home.

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"It took some figuring, but I think I figured out how to handle a temperamental teenager."

Triplets

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

"I've been a mess since Jake left for college, so now we have a boy who comes in a couple of times a week to leave wet towels all over and challenge everything I say."

"Why do they tell us not to be childish? We're only nine!"

Tantrum Scene Do Not Cross

"He's at that awkward age when they can try him as an adult."

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

Tired parents

Travelling with child Sketchbook - day 1

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. III

"You're not going out dressed like that!"

"I handled his last adventure. You take this one."

Dad reaching into medicine cupboard

"Found it! The cat was using it as a pillow."

"Mom wasn't impressed with my suggestion that we 'agree to disagree'."

"Has anyone seen my half-chewed-up piece of dehydrated squirrel carcass?"

Supermom meets her match - super kid.