Parent Of Grown Children Gifts

'When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"When we grow up we can eat snacks BEFORE dinner and call them hors d'oeuvres!"

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Early Night Club

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Tired mom: I thought labour ended when leaving the hospital.

"I'm going to need a pediatrician, two vets and an ornithologist."

"Dear, your father and I were thinking that maybe it's time you got a place of your own."

"This article says that the number of elderly living with their children is rising..."

Childhood's End

"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure."

Praise works best when it comes straight after the positive behaviour.

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."

"He's moving out when he's saved up enough for a deposit on a flat."

"Your mother says to quit bringing laundry over. She's dead."

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

"This covfefe sandwich you brought over sure is tasty."

"I'm sorry your son Billy ran away, but there's not much we can do being that he's thirty-four."

Jimmy suffered from a severe fear of flying.

"Here's a little song I wrote at my parents home while they screamed at me to move out and get a real job or at least go back for a year of community college."

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

"We turned your old room into an Amazon Fulfillment Center."

"Don't you think it's time you thought about getting your own place son?"

"Goodbye Sweetheart. No matter where you go in this life, or what you do, always remember that you signed an N.D.A. with us."

'I won't meet your demands for an allowance increase, so maybe you should become a free agent.'

'I went to school with Mary today: Boy that was fun!!' (colour)

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"