Parent Groupies Gifts

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

"Yeah, he's very like his father isn't he?"

Don't You Dare Stand in the Way of Me Standing in My Own Way

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'Congratulations. It's a latch key kid.'

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

Dad’s Homework Assignment

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

The cost of bringing up children soars to more than £140,000.

"Give my kid a passing grade and you could be looking at many more nice apples."

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

"Any chance I could put myself up for adoption?"

"I have two children by a previous tour."

'It doesn't mention the things I'm a prodigy in.'

Our genius techie kid is hacking your bank account while your read this.

Never underestimate the power of parents in groups. Built by the Stonehenge Playground Committee.

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

Keep away from our Doreen.

"Sweet? I thought you wanted someone with edge."

Mob Misfortune Cookies 'There's a gun pointed at your right now' 'You will take one for the team soon.' 'Leave the gun, take the eggroll.'

"I sometimes think my mom hovers too much."

'Hey Dad? Just in case you were wondering, for Christmas Mom was asking for an iPod, an X-Box and a Hannah Montana doll.'

"We had our baby through the NHS. It took nine months so maybe we should have gone private."

'Look on the bright side. It adds a cool echo effect to your bark.'