Therapy Groupies Gifts

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

"Here we are."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

Support groups for car repairs.

'I hear you're quite an advocate of group therapy.'

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

'Group hug anyone?'

"I love group...however, I don't feel that everyone honors my right to express my fears."

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

Sadly, Barbara was the only one to show up at the support group for those with abandonment issues.

Group discount therapy.

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

'Oh yeah! My self help group knows a lot more than your psychiatrist. First of all, there's a lot more of them.'

"Instead of national health care, we're going to try a little group therapy today...."

"I have two children by a previous tour."

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

"I relapsed."

'Last year I went to a chocoholics anonymous meeting twice...once to join and once to renew.'

"It's nice to get out of the house and yell at my kids somewhere else for a change."

'I take it you've never been part of a pop-up psychology group.'

Group therapy for the socially retarded.

Walkaholics Anonymous

"Flash went off" support group