Therapy Groupies Gifts

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

"Here we are."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

Support groups for car repairs.

'I hear you're quite an advocate of group therapy.'

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

'I'm a freshwater fish in a saltwater world...'

'Group hug anyone?'

"I love group...however, I don't feel that everyone honors my right to express my fears."

Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

"I provided the comic relief and said all the right things like 'Yee haw!' And 'You got that right, boss!' . . . But he ditched me anyway!"

Sadly, Barbara was the only one to show up at the support group for those with abandonment issues.

Group discount therapy.

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

'Oh yeah! My self help group knows a lot more than your psychiatrist. First of all, there's a lot more of them.'

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

"Instead of national health care, we're going to try a little group therapy today...."

"I have two children by a previous tour."

A meeting in which issues are resolved and a meeting.

"I relapsed."

'Last year I went to a chocoholics anonymous meeting twice...once to join and once to renew.'

"We may be lost, but we can still have a purpose!"

'That's it... you're finally opening up.'

'I take it you've never been part of a pop-up psychology group.'

"It's nice to get out of the house and yell at my kids somewhere else for a change."

"It's a note from my mommy. She says I don't have to attend."

Group therapy for the socially retarded.