Active Parents Gifts

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

Exercising

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Skateboard

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

Baby Footballer

"I think we need to spend more time with the children...how many have we got?"

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

'When I want to watch a realistic comedy about a working mom, I'll look in the mirror.'

"Lemme guess: You forgot the basil Mom asked for, and my ice cream is in your briefcase?"

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'Congratulations. It's a latch key kid.'

"Sleep? Who needs sleep? It's time to PARTAY!"

"Our training on managing a work life balance is running late so you'll need to get someone to pick your kids up."

"Tough time getting out of the house this morning?"

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

'Alert the troops I'm going back to work.'

'Sorry dear, I have to go straight to work tomorrow.'

"I'm not sure our family's ready for kombucha, hon."

"Daddy, I'm all grown up now, and I'm leaving to start a life of my own."

"It's either "Bring your kid to work" day or it's "Drop of handbag in kindergarten" day today?"

'Another day, another dollar.'

"We should decide now whose career will suffer more once I give birth."

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

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