
'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'
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'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'
'Cock-a-doodle-do!'
'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'
A Tit for Tat.
Broken Alarm Clock.
'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'
'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'
The Cat's Alarm Clock
'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'
"We're going to the park to size up the competition."
"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."
Waking Up With Rooster.
"I'll check and see if he's available."
Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont
I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …
Thermidor Dali
Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!
man juggling career, home and children
"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"
Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.
"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."
'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'
'Congatulations! It's a PDA!'
"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."
Big Ben
'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'
All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.
'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'
"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."
A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.
"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."
"I understand that by the time we've hit our teens we'll have them pretty much where we want them."
Alarm
"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed."
"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."
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