The early bird goes back to sleep.
Alarm Clock Avoider Gifts
Looking for a fun gift for someone who just can't seem to get up on time? Our collection of witty and quirky items is perfect for the alarm clock avoider. From humorous mugs to cheeky t-shirts, find the ideal present that nods to their love for sleeping in and avoiding early mornings with a smile.
'The ideal amount of sleep is 10 minutes more than you've had.'
A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.
'It's time to get up? -- Where do you get your information?'
'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'
'Away from it all, but with no annoying cell phone break-ups.'
"Don't pretend it's a pet, you're just too mean to buy an alarm clock!"
"Hell's bells, overslept again!"
"Oh, I won't be late for the morning watch. I never oversleep."
'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'
"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."
'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'
Big Ben
Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -
Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.
'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'
'I see, from your resume, that you have lost your last two jobs because of lateness.'
'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'
"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."
'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.'
'What part of school don't you understand?', 'The part between the bells ringing.'
'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'
'Never fails,,, The second we sit down for dinner,'
'I hope you don't want to leave a message - he hates messages.'
Hiding From Social Media
'He likes to beat the five o'clock rush...he always leaves at noon.'
Whack Your Alarm Clock
"I'd like to be on time for school but it makes the day too long!"
"It's Monday."
To Do: 1) Wake up 2) Smell coffee.
"I only wish this was the final notice."
100% effective Talk-Radio alarm.
Burglar Alarm
Town crier rings bell for a wake up call.
'At the sound of the tone, please leave a message.. unless you're trying to sell me something.'
Alarm Clock Avoider Gifts Collection
Alarm Clock Avoider Mugs
Explore our fun collection of mugs perfect for the alarm clock avoider who loves their coffee almost as much as their sleep.
Alarm Clock Avoider Pillows
Snuggle into our humorous pillows that celebrate the art of sleeping in. A cozy addition to any alarm clock avoider's space.
Alarm Clock Avoider Prints
Bring humor to their walls with prints that celebrate the love of sleeping in. Ideal for a quirky, relaxed vibe in the home.
Alarm Clock Avoider T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts designed for those who prefer dreaming over waking. Perfect for lazy mornings and relaxed weekends.