'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'
Parent-alarm Clock Operator T-Shirts
Celebrate the morning maestro with our quirky t-shirts for the parent-in-charge of the alarm clock. Perfect for casual wear, these shirts are a fun tribute to their early morning leadership.
'Cock-a-doodle-do!'
'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'
A Tit for Tat.
Broken Alarm Clock.
'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'
'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'
The Cat's Alarm Clock
'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'
"We're going to the park to size up the competition."
"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."
Waking Up With Rooster.
"I'll check and see if he's available."
Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont
I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …
Thermidor Dali
Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!
man juggling career, home and children
"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"
Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.
"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."
'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'
'Congatulations! It's a PDA!'
"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."
Big Ben
'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'
All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.
'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'
"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."
A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.
"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."
"I understand that by the time we've hit our teens we'll have them pretty much where we want them."
Alarm
"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed."
"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."
Parent-alarm Clock Operator T-Shirts Collection
Parent-alarm Clock Operator Mugs
Discover more playful coffee mugs designed for the parent who’s always in charge when the alarm rings. Brighten their mornings with a fun, witty design.
Parent-alarm Clock Operator Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows with funny sayings for the parent who keeps the family on schedule. They’re a delightful addition to any relaxing space.
Parent-alarm Clock Operator Prints
Find humorous and charming prints that honor the parent who’s the boss of the early mornings. Perfect for decorating their favorite space with a smile.