Parapluie Enthusiast Pillows

'Whenever nubilous the nebbish grabbed his gamp.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Garden variety allergies."

The Fall of Gnome

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Blend Schools

Balding gnomes

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

Watering the garden gnome

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

Better Gnomes.

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'I think I missed that episode.'

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Fruit Bonnet

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

"I've always been a gnome body."

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

'... And what makes you want to work on the 'Genome' project?'

"I spy the weekend!"

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'