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'Whenever nubilous the nebbish grabbed his gamp.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Garden variety allergies."

The Fall of Gnome

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Blend Schools

Watering the garden gnome

Balding gnomes

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

Fruit Bonnet

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

"I've always been a gnome body."

"I spy the weekend!"

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

'... And what makes you want to work on the 'Genome' project?'

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'