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"You shouldn't be here. Your dead - and don't have an appointment."

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

At Lego corporate headquarters.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

The Workaholics Building

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

I'd rather be at the office.

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

"It's the terrifying story of a publisher brutally murdered by an author who had his book rejected."

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

"I don't know about you guys, but I'm very disappointed in the severance package."

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

'Hello? IT? Yes, there's been a breach in security and I'm concerned about unauthorised access to my personal details.'

'You impressed one of our new managers in Calcutta so much, he's arranged for you to marry his daughter.'

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

Plumbing Company Executive

Happy Anniversary

Toilet Tissue Typist.

Frisbee, what's this I hear about you moonlighting?

"Oops! MY mistake, that was the yearly expense estimate, not the monthly estimate."

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

"I think there's a 100 percent probability that Helen from statistics doesn't want to date you."

"So, it's unanimous."

"Nobody's reading our company blog, we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!"

"I just KNEW something like this would happen when I switched health plans. The old plan let me pick my own doctors!"

"Al's a little careless, but he is our best salesman."

'I wouldn't say we're involved. It's more like entangled.'