Paranormal Debunker Pillows

Sun Times: UFO Sighting Hoax

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Rumours Online

Govt. UK led by Seance

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

Obama, the Enigma?

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"I don't do cover ups!"

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre

Say What! Mark Meadows

Weapens of Mass Redaction

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

"Which variant of the hoax do you think we contracted?"

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

"The immigrant kids ate the class hamster, my teacher is an agent of Satan, and I got an A."

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."