Haunted House Debunker Pillows

"A haunted house is nothing -- my mum took me to a lecture on the effects of sugar."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Out To Lurch

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Open House of Horrors

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Govt. UK led by Seance

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Statue of Liberty

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Obama, the Enigma?

"You never know what will catch on!"

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

"Is there anybody there?"

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."