Haunted House Debunker Gifts

"A haunted house is nothing -- my mum took me to a lecture on the effects of sugar."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Out To Lurch

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Open House of Horrors

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

Govt. UK led by Seance

Statue of Liberty

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"You never know what will catch on!"

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

"Is there anybody there?"

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

Obama, the Enigma?

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."