Paranormal Debunker Prints

Sun Times: UFO Sighting Hoax

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

Rumours Online

Govt. UK led by Seance

People, please listen. I'm talkin 'bout the income gap. The top one percent of Americans get one third of the nation's income, over double what they got in 1980. One-third. The income for the top 0.01% is 196 times the bottom 90%. Your wages have stagnated and the super-duper rich have gotten super-duper richer! How can you possibly swallow your coffee? Because you're making me do math before noon!

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

Obama, the Enigma?

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

"I don't do cover ups!"

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

Say What! Mark Meadows

I heard it disappears if you suck on a rabbit's foot. I heard the virus came from aliens. I heard it's no worse than jock itch. Heard immunity.

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

Weapens of Mass Redaction

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

Rational explanations

"The immigrant kids ate the class hamster, my teacher is an agent of Satan, and I got an A."