Psychic Debunker Pillows

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"You're solemates!"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

Govt. UK led by Seance

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Obama, the Enigma?

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

"I don't do cover ups!"

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

Say What! Mark Meadows

Superstition City

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

Weapens of Mass Redaction

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

Rational explanations

"Which variant of the hoax do you think we contracted?"

Wright Wing Conspiracy.

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"