Psychic Debunker Gifts

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"You're solemates!"

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

Govt. UK led by Seance

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

Obama, the Enigma?

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"I don't do cover ups!"

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

Say What! Mark Meadows

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

I heard it disappears if you suck on a rabbit's foot. I heard the virus came from aliens. I heard it's no worse than jock itch. Heard immunity.

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

Superstition City

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre

Weapens of Mass Redaction

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

"Have you considered donating your body to science fiction?"

"Which variant of the hoax do you think we contracted?"

Rational explanations

Wright Wing Conspiracy.

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"