Paranoid Poultry Aficionados Gifts

Chicken Little's Cousin, Turkey Little: 'The Axe is falling! The axe is falling!'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Rooster Comedian.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'Tasty bird.'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Suddenly, the line went dead.

The Colonel at home.

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

Fee Range Chickens