Paranoia Debater Pillows

Add humor and personality to their space with pillows showcasing clever designs that reflect their debate-loving, cautious nature—comfort and comedy in one.

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Beware: Safe Area.

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My Bookshelf Before the Internet

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No Immediate Danger

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"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives." mockup

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

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'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.' mockup

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

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"You dropped yer wallet."

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"Says, property of the I.R.S."

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"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?" mockup

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

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Prepper Dog

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"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks." mockup

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

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"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

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'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?' mockup

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

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"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!" mockup

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

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'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.' mockup

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

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'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?' mockup

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

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Big Bubba Is Watching You!

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'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.' mockup

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

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"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation." mockup

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

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Good shrink, bad shrink.

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"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere." mockup

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

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It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!

It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic! mockup

It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!

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'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.' mockup

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

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Caterpillar Paranoia

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We have control of you brain.

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'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.' mockup

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

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It's 10PM. Do you know if you're under electronic surveillance from a spy satellite?

It's 10PM. Do you know if you're under electronic surveillance from a spy satellite? mockup

It's 10PM. Do you know if you're under electronic surveillance from a spy satellite?

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"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."

"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him." mockup

"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."

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'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?' mockup

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

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'I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the ebola scare goes away.'

'I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the ebola scare goes away.' mockup

'I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the ebola scare goes away.'

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'You tell me - IS the sky out to get you?'

'You tell me - IS the sky out to get you?' mockup

'You tell me - IS the sky out to get you?'

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'Well, we've probed and diagnosed you thoroughly and still have found nothing. Now Dr. Thompson here would like you to lie down in his office for a special 'hypochondria scan.''

'Well, we've probed and diagnosed you thoroughly and still have found nothing. Now Dr. Thompson here would like you to lie down in his office for a special 'hypochondria scan.''

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'I think a grim reaper is following me...'

'I think a grim reaper is following me...' mockup

'I think a grim reaper is following me...'

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Paranoia Debater Pillows Collection

Paranoia Debater Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for paranoid debaters—witty, clever designs that make every sip a conversation starter.

Paranoia Debater Prints

Browse prints that capture the essence of a debated mind—perfect for decorating their favorite room with wit and creativity.

Paranoia Debater T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate the debate enthusiast's sharp wit and paranoia—fun apparel for those who love to argue and think creatively.