Paranoia Ponderer Pillows

Bring comfort and humor into their living space with pillows that celebrate their introspective, whimsical side—ideal for a paranoia ponderer’s cozy nest.

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"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks." mockup

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

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"You know, I never properly vetted you."

"You know, I never properly vetted you." mockup

"You know, I never properly vetted you."

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"I can't explain it - it's just a funny feeling that I'm being Googled."

"I can't explain it - it's just a funny feeling that I'm being Googled." mockup

"I can't explain it - it's just a funny feeling that I'm being Googled."

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"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere." mockup

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

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"God is out to get me."

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'It's not for hunting. I just want to be able to protect my family from deer attacks.'

'It's not for hunting. I just want to be able to protect my family from deer attacks.' mockup

'It's not for hunting. I just want to be able to protect my family from deer attacks.'

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'I think it's ridiculous! There hasn't been a flood in this area for fifty years!'

'I think it's ridiculous! There hasn't been a flood in this area for fifty years!' mockup

'I think it's ridiculous! There hasn't been a flood in this area for fifty years!'

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"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband."

"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband." mockup

"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband."

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"Oh, you know, same old same old." mockup

"Oh, you know, same old same old."

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"He isn't afraid of everything, yet, but we're getting close."

"He isn't afraid of everything, yet, but we're getting close." mockup

"He isn't afraid of everything, yet, but we're getting close."

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Optimistic Paranoia.

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'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.' mockup

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

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Catalogue of Disasters

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'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?' mockup

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

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'Did you ever have a feeling you're being watched?'

'Did you ever have a feeling you're being watched?' mockup

'Did you ever have a feeling you're being watched?'

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'I can eat anything I want? Is that because I'm well or is it my last meal?'

'I can eat anything I want? Is that because I'm well or is it my last meal?' mockup

'I can eat anything I want? Is that because I'm well or is it my last meal?'

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My Bookshelf Before the Internet

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'Don't let it bother you - heck, some people think I'm nuts!'

'Don't let it bother you - heck, some people think I'm nuts!' mockup

'Don't let it bother you - heck, some people think I'm nuts!'

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A Bad Time For Hypochondriacs

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'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.' mockup

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

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Hypochondria reaches a peak in middle age..

Hypochondria reaches a peak in middle age.. mockup

Hypochondria reaches a peak in middle age..

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"Could I borrow a cup of weaponised anthrax."

"Could I borrow a cup of weaponised anthrax." mockup

"Could I borrow a cup of weaponised anthrax."

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'You can't be too careful these days, mother.'

'You can't be too careful these days, mother.' mockup

'You can't be too careful these days, mother.'

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'Stop following me!'

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You Think Your Phone Is Spying on You. mockup

You Think Your Phone Is Spying on You.

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It's 10PM. Do you know if you're under electronic surveillance from a spy satellite?

It's 10PM. Do you know if you're under electronic surveillance from a spy satellite? mockup

It's 10PM. Do you know if you're under electronic surveillance from a spy satellite?

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"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?" mockup

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

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'Well, we've probed and diagnosed you thoroughly and still have found nothing. Now Dr. Thompson here would like you to lie down in his office for a special 'hypochondria scan.''

'Well, we've probed and diagnosed you thoroughly and still have found nothing. Now Dr. Thompson here would like you to lie down in his office for a special 'hypochondria scan.''

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Operation Jade Helm

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Fire Extinguisher

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"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."

"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him." mockup

"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."

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"Oh, it's not food, it's my money: I don't trust banks..."

"Oh, it's not food, it's my money: I don't trust banks..." mockup

"Oh, it's not food, it's my money: I don't trust banks..."

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"Here comes Mr. Vasquez. He always thinks people are talking about him."

"Here comes Mr. Vasquez. He always thinks people are talking about him." mockup

"Here comes Mr. Vasquez. He always thinks people are talking about him."

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'I can't be sick, Doc - I'm a hypochondriac!'

'I can't be sick, Doc - I'm a hypochondriac!' mockup

'I can't be sick, Doc - I'm a hypochondriac!'

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Overracting to the coronavirus

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Paranoia Ponderer Pillows Collection

Paranoia Ponderer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the paranoia ponderer—find designs that make their morning routine a little more fun and a lot more reflective.

Paranoia Ponderer Prints

Browse our prints to find artwork that captures the curious, skeptical spirit of paranoia ponderers—bringing a playful twist to their decor.

Paranoia Ponderer T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts that speak to the creative mind—great for paranoia ponderers who enjoy expressing their unique perspective with humor.