Paranoia Ponderer Mugs

Start the day with a giggle using mugs designed for the paranoia ponderer—featuring clever, witty designs that reflect their thoughtful, contemplative nature with a humorous edge.

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"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks." mockup

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

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"You know, I never properly vetted you."

"You know, I never properly vetted you." mockup

"You know, I never properly vetted you."

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"I can't explain it - it's just a funny feeling that I'm being Googled."

"I can't explain it - it's just a funny feeling that I'm being Googled." mockup

"I can't explain it - it's just a funny feeling that I'm being Googled."

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"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere." mockup

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

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"God is out to get me."

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'It's not for hunting. I just want to be able to protect my family from deer attacks.'

'It's not for hunting. I just want to be able to protect my family from deer attacks.' mockup

'It's not for hunting. I just want to be able to protect my family from deer attacks.'

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'I think it's ridiculous! There hasn't been a flood in this area for fifty years!'

'I think it's ridiculous! There hasn't been a flood in this area for fifty years!' mockup

'I think it's ridiculous! There hasn't been a flood in this area for fifty years!'

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"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband."

"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband." mockup

"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband."

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"Oh, you know, same old same old." mockup

"Oh, you know, same old same old."

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"He isn't afraid of everything, yet, but we're getting close."

"He isn't afraid of everything, yet, but we're getting close." mockup

"He isn't afraid of everything, yet, but we're getting close."

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Optimistic Paranoia.

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'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.' mockup

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

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Catalogue of Disasters

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'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?' mockup

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

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'Did you ever have a feeling you're being watched?'

'Did you ever have a feeling you're being watched?' mockup

'Did you ever have a feeling you're being watched?'

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'I can eat anything I want? Is that because I'm well or is it my last meal?'

'I can eat anything I want? Is that because I'm well or is it my last meal?' mockup

'I can eat anything I want? Is that because I'm well or is it my last meal?'

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My Bookshelf Before the Internet

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'Don't let it bother you - heck, some people think I'm nuts!'

'Don't let it bother you - heck, some people think I'm nuts!' mockup

'Don't let it bother you - heck, some people think I'm nuts!'

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A Bad Time For Hypochondriacs

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'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.' mockup

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

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Hypochondria reaches a peak in middle age..

Hypochondria reaches a peak in middle age.. mockup

Hypochondria reaches a peak in middle age..

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"Could I borrow a cup of weaponised anthrax."

"Could I borrow a cup of weaponised anthrax." mockup

"Could I borrow a cup of weaponised anthrax."

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'You can't be too careful these days, mother.'

'You can't be too careful these days, mother.' mockup

'You can't be too careful these days, mother.'

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'Stop following me!'

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You Think Your Phone Is Spying on You. mockup

You Think Your Phone Is Spying on You.

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It's 10PM. Do you know if you're under electronic surveillance from a spy satellite?

It's 10PM. Do you know if you're under electronic surveillance from a spy satellite? mockup

It's 10PM. Do you know if you're under electronic surveillance from a spy satellite?

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"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?" mockup

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

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'Well, we've probed and diagnosed you thoroughly and still have found nothing. Now Dr. Thompson here would like you to lie down in his office for a special 'hypochondria scan.''

'Well, we've probed and diagnosed you thoroughly and still have found nothing. Now Dr. Thompson here would like you to lie down in his office for a special 'hypochondria scan.''

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