Paradise Joker Gifts

"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

Inflatable Duck Boat

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"It's my helper trout!"

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

"Hate to see you leave, Dave...especially since it was just last week that I learned you worked for me."

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

Ecotourism.

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Lei-ing Hens

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Distance to horizon varies.

Desert Roundabout

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

Doggie Heaven

"You heading south again this summer?"

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

Self Service Island

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

Aloha!