Paradise Joker Gifts

"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

Inflatable Duck Boat

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"It's my helper trout!"

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

"Hate to see you leave, Dave...especially since it was just last week that I learned you worked for me."

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Lei-ing Hens

Ecotourism.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Distance to horizon varies.

Desert Roundabout

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

Doggie Heaven

"You heading south again this summer?"

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Self Service Island