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Finally made par.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

The Bookworm

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Overjumpers

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

The rope to success.

"I need to clone myself."

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'He's a real high flyer!'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

'They're a very successful family.'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Teacher and students.

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

'No ulcers shows me you haven't reached your full potential.'

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Ladder of success"...Perhaps, you'd like our economy model."

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

"You promised to stop bringing your work home."

Physicist in restaurant.

Woman and scales.

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

"Hannibal got elephants over the Alps. Bearing that in mind, somebody think of something."

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'