Paperback Promoter Pillows

'Lost your kindle in the cab? Try my outdated destined-for-extinction, low-priced print edition.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'How fast can you hype?'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Two Generations of Readers

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

'Then it's agreed -- we'll prepare a pamphlet showing how the public could save money with our company and then get it on Ophrah's book list ... '

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Garage Music

'I've been made junior partner.'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

"Well you're obviously very good at your job so why don't we promote you to something you know nothing about!"

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

An honesty of agents

"Don't peddle your new book until the seminar's over."

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

The Supreme Court and the March of Progress

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

"So much for that publicity stunt."

"I'm going to throw this contract out the window, hargraves. Bring it back to me and make sure someone's signature is on it."

'Don't worry, I'm just here to promote my book.'

"We're going paperless, so we'll have to find you another office."

"Actually, I'm sitting here reading a book—just to see if I can still do it."

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

"And now, our newest hit song..."

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."