Paperless Promoter Pillows

"We're going paperless, so we'll have to find you another office."

Create some buzz!

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Garage Music

Concert still in progress

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

An honesty of agents

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"So much for that publicity stunt."

Hmmm

"As part of the new environmental policy management want us to introduce a paperless office, and this is how they want us to do it."

"People...People who need people...."

"And now, our newest hit song..."

The Cost of Photocopying

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

"Thank you and goodnight! You've been a great audience."

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'