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'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Man Reading Laptop.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Two Generations of Readers

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"I love these old decorations!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Herb's from Texas."

Baptism Then and Now

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Hip hop Santa.

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

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