Paper Traditionalist Gifts

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Man Reading Laptop.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Two Generations of Readers

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

Graffiti on guard's horse

"Herb's from Texas."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'Place your hand on the e-bible and text me a repeat text of my text...'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

Luddite Zoom.