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"I've left twitter."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Man Reading Laptop.

Ruddy bloggers!

Search for Rare Bitcoin

Two Generations of Readers

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"I love these old decorations!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

"Herb's from Texas."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."