Traditionalist's Corner T-Shirts

"I'm old! I thought it was the television!"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Man Reading Laptop.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Ruddy bloggers!

'Is this still America?'

Two Generations of Readers

Grandma's caf

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Time for Tea!

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Graffiti on guard's horse

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Baptism Then and Now

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Champagne at the hunt

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Matador Artificial Insemination.