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"I'm old! I thought it was the television!"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Man Reading Laptop.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Two Generations of Readers

Grandma's caf

Search for Rare Bitcoin

Ruddy bloggers!

'Is this still America?'

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Time for Tea!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Baptism Then and Now

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Champagne at the hunt

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''