Paper Craft Master Gifts

Community Board: Free Paper Ripping Lessons

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

The Origami Society...

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

"You've been served."

'Once again, I fold.'

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Formula One car origami

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Printers

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

"Very amusing, Robertson, if I were the type to be amused."

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

Man throwing a paper dart.

'Where's air traffic control?'

Cut out and keep Socrates.

Printing Room

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

'I try to encourage creativity.'

GRIN and BEAR IT desk nameplates.

Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail, 'Ah, I feel so alive. That was fun'

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

Woman in office bombarded by paper airplanes flying through window.

'The theory is, instead of cutting us down, they keep recycling Grandpa to make new paper products.'

War games.

"Why couldn't you be a doctor's note or a legal document like your brother?"