Paper Craft Master Gifts

Community Board: Free Paper Ripping Lessons

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

The Origami Society...

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

"You've been served."

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'Once again, I fold.'

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

Formula One car origami

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Printers

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

"Very amusing, Robertson, if I were the type to be amused."

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

Man throwing a paper dart.

'Where's air traffic control?'

Cut out and keep Socrates.

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

'I try to encourage creativity.'

Printing Room

Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail, 'Ah, I feel so alive. That was fun'

GRIN and BEAR IT desk nameplates.

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

Woman in office bombarded by paper airplanes flying through window.

'The theory is, instead of cutting us down, they keep recycling Grandpa to make new paper products.'

"Why couldn't you be a doctor's note or a legal document like your brother?"