Papercraft Master Gifts

"You've been served."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

Inout baskets.

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

'Once again, I fold.'

Formula One car origami

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Deadlines, Inc.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Printers

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

"Very amusing, Robertson, if I were the type to be amused."

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

Job Security

'Young lady, stop talking to your dad in such a disrespectful way! After all he's a man with degrees and can fill in his unemployment benefit application in five different languages!'

"It needs a lot of editing."

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

'Where's air traffic control?'

Nancy had written more pages, but Andrew had stacked his more neatly.

Litter BinDesk Organiser

Origami Mail

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'