Paper Chefs Gifts

'You have a file cabinet full of recipes you're printed off. The only way 99% of them will ever make it into our stomachs is if we the printer paper.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Counting ribs

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Lady of the Cake.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Storm in the out tray

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Here and There Trays

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Tension filled the tent.

Organization is not rocket science!

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Bermuda Triangles

Picking pastries.

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Today's special... donuts.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Punt Cake

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Inout baskets.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'