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Invasion of Privacy

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Two airplanes

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Bat

The Pooperrazzi

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'Reserved' (presumably for little miss muffet)

Welcome to celebrity hell.

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

"I love people-watching."

Stepped in Dog Poo.

'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

"I've half a mind to protest."

"Ok, now, let's get one of you demanding your privacy."

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

Press Pass

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

Man advertises his Deli at a televised protest.

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

THE PIED PAPARAZZI - "Ugh! Stop following me!"

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."