Paparazzi Observer Prints

Invasion of Privacy

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Two airplanes

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

Bat

The Pooperrazzi

Welcome to celebrity hell.

'Reserved' (presumably for little miss muffet)

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

"I love people-watching."

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'

Stepped in Dog Poo.

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

"I've half a mind to protest."

"Ok, now, let's get one of you demanding your privacy."

Press Pass

"Maps to the rehab facilities of the stars"

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

Man advertises his Deli at a televised protest.

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

THE PIED PAPARAZZI - "Ugh! Stop following me!"