Panic Comic Pillows

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Overjumpers

"You've changed."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

The First Printed Bible

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'