Panic Enthusiast Pillows

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

Panic Button

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

"For God's sake, man, just tell me what we're running from!"

Professor Yomp inserts ecology into his economic formula: "We're doomed!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Paranormal A-Z...

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Get a tomb!"

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"Which one is yours?"

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

The End is Nigh

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"Your husband says BOO!"

Fear of Flying Seminar

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"