Panic Lover Pillows

Daily life inside a pinball machine.

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"I know. But I think I can change him."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

The End is Nigh

"Habanero ..."

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

'Your efforts, and the little Latin quotes you drop into your email, have not gone unrecognized.'

'Consummatum est.'

When psychiatry works too well!

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

Rocking Panda

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

Palindrome school.

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

'Hey! Who got barbecue sauce all over the declaration?'

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