Panic Comic Gifts

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

"The hyenas started it."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"You've changed."

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

The Family Joules: Part 22

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

The First Printed Bible

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

When Holy Cows Are Sent Out To 'Pastor'.

Jim Carrey,

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Two

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"