Panel Show Fanatic Pillows

Alexander Armstrong.

Romesh Ranganathan

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Astral Projection

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Clive Anderson

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

Hades Movie Awards After Show. The dealy sins were all here -- They love walking the red carpet! Pride won tonight for a leading role and envy won for a supporting role. Wrath was seen yelling at at the paparazzi ... Lust tried to meet beautiful actresses ... and Gluttony rushed off to the buffet. Greed is already counting all the money he'll make because he won an award. And when sloth won, he received the night's biggest ovation ... because he was too lazy to give an acceptance speech!

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

Houdini.

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

The Academy began to regret awarding the Oscar to Destructo.

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

"The election is underway!"

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."

Alan Davies.

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Rob Brydon.

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

'Hi Peter, it's Chris Tarrant here, from 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?''

Studio 51

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

'Sorry, I already have a Dancer.'

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

"Are you sure this species has never been filmed before?"

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'

"Mom, turn on the TV!"

'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.'