Panel Show Enthusiast Pillows

"Well done, you've beaten the panel....What really appalling disease do you have?"

Books And Their Authors: "Hollywood's view of shoes..."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

"What would you like to watch again?"

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

Solar Cars

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"The election is underway!"

"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."

And that's why I'm still single!

Walter The Sea Monster

'Hello, Mum!'

'It's not a punchline to an office joke or TV commercial, Perkins. 'You're Fired' - for real!'

'I earned these from my alternative energy initiative...they're solar panels.'

"His name is Tin Tin Rin."

"The subject of tonight's discussion is: why are there no women on this panel?"

Performer

"I'm willing to try you out. But you'll have to give up the whole cat thing."

Name That Salary

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

'Before I start, my lawyer advised me to have you all sign this non-disclosure agreement...'

'Admit it, you fitted the solar panels the wrong way round.'

"As if he cares whether he wears a suit or a tutu."

Tracy Tracy

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

And that's why I'm still single!