Panda Bears Gifts

"What a moron! No wonder we're an endangered species!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Welcome Spring.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'Check out the old dude.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Bear at a vending machine

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"Is the garbage fresh?"

"You're adopted."

LOOK BHIND U!

"I've no idea what he said...but he's so darned cute."

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

'Have fun at school. Don't hibernate during class.'

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."