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Uh-oh, They're evolving!

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

The Steakosaurus

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Paleo-to-go

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

'Gronk head broke, and Oog have CLUB!'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

'I'm working on a book that will blow the lid off the paleolithic era!'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

'Man's first, best friend'

"That guy."