Paleo Protector Gifts

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

The Steakosaurus

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

Paleo-to-go

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

'Gronk head broke, and Oog have CLUB!'

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

"That guy."