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Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

The discovery of asparagus.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'...and they were carnivorous.'

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

Paleo Camp

Paleo-to-go

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'The stems are better for you.'

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

Dinosaur bird steals man waving a joint of meat.

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

"Wait! Is it gluten-free?"